Every year...

Every year, I watch The Bachelor(ette). Every year, it's the same. Every year, it includes at least one beautiful lady and one beautiful man. Every year, it contains at least one person that I want to push out a window (often it's more than one person). Every year, I hold an ongoing dialogue with the TV (an inanimate object, mind you) about how stupid it is. Every year, I scream at the TV. Every year, at least once, I will turn off the TV mid-show and throw the remote across the room because it irritated me that much. Every year, no matter how much they swear that they're going to be different, the couple breaks up after a short period of time. And, yet... Every year, I return - like a moth to a flame (burned by the fire, Janet), like a dog to its vomit - to this frustrating, amazing, stupid, addictive show. Every year...


P.S. DeAnna's coming back???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!