Tuesday, August 21, 2007

"Eureka!"



I now possess these. It turns out that my eyesight rather sucks, so putting on these babies after my prescription was added was like turning on the lights in a dark room--suddenly, everything became clear!...Plus, I look good in them. I mean, really good.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Mission Inn Hotel & Spa



"Welcome to the Mission Inn Hotel and Spa Room Reservations. This is Mandy. May I have your name please?"


ALL...DAY...LONG.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

10 Hours


10 hour work days blow. I hope we hire someone new soon so that I can finally go back to sleep.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Holy crap!

Holy crap, I love this CD! I know it came out weeks ago, but I just got it two days ago and I can't stop listening to it. I even bring it to work and make my office listen to it while we answer phones all day...Simply amazing!

Funny

It's been a while since I have blogged, so I think I shall use my first blog post to explain the title. Not many people get my sense of humor. There are few people in this world who actually think I am funny. I am dry, I am full of wit, I am an intellectual joke-maker. However, most of the time, I make jokes to crickets and coughs and to what might as well be empty rooms...But I am quite proud of this. I happen to like my sense of humor. I happen to think I am hilarious! If you don't get it, well, you're missing out on some freaking funny stuff, my friend! In my opinion, you're dumb! You're prideful! You just don't get it!...Either that or my comedy skills have greatly depleted since the glory days of Comedy Sportz.